A mathematician and an engineer are sitting next to
each other on a long flight. The mathematician leans
over to the engineer and asks if he would like to
play a fun game. The engineer just wants to take a
nap, so he politely declines and rolls over to the
window to catch a few winks. The mathematician
persists and explains that the game is real easy and
lots of fun. He explains, "I ask you a question, and
if you don't know the answer, you pay me $5. Then you
ask me a question, and if I don't know the answer,
I'll pay you $5." Again, the engineer politely
declines and tries to get to sleep. The
mathematician, now somewhat agitated, says, "Okay, if
you don't know the answer, you pay me $5, and if I
don't know the answer, I'll pay you $50!" This
catches the engineer's attention, and he sees no end
to this torment unless he plays, so he agrees to the
game. The mathematician asks the first question.
"What's the distance from the earth to the moon?" The
engineer doesn't say a word, but reaches into his
wallet, pulls out a five-dollar bill and hands it to
the mathematician Now, it's the engineer's turn. He
asks the mathematician "What goes up a hill with
three legs and comes down on four?" The mathematician
looks up at him with a puzzled look. He takes out his
laptop computer and searches all of his references.
He taps into the air phone with his modem and
searches the net and the Library of Congress.
Frustrated, he sends e-mail to his co-workers all to
no avail. After about an hour, he wakes the engineer
and hands him $50. The engineer politely takes the
$50 and turns away to try to get back to sleep. The
mathematician then hits the engineer, saying, "What
goes up a hill with three legs, and comes down on
four?" The engineer calmly pulls out his wallet,
hands the mathematician five bucks, and goes back to
sleep.your joke here!!

The more u study The more u learn The more u learn
the more u know The more u know the more u forget The
more u forget the less u know So why learn so much

Two cowboy ranchers in Texas, they each had their own
horse, but they could never tell them apart. So the
first cowboy said, "I've got it!" The second cowboy
said "What?" "I'll shave the main on my horse." Let's
do it!" So the cowboy shaves the main on his horse.
But after a while the main grew back. The cowboys are
having a really hard time telling them apart. Then
the one cowboy said, "I've got it! "What? What?
What's your idea now? says the other" "I'll cut the
tail on my horse really small.." "Alright! Let's do
it!" So he cut the tail really short. But after a
while it grew back. "Then the second cowboy said,
"OK, this time I've got it!" You take the black one
and I'll take white one!!!!"

Doctor : A person who kills your ills by pills, and
later kills you with his bills. Boss : Someone who is
early when you are late and late when you are early.
Tears : The hydraulic force by which masculine will
power is defeated by feminine water power. Atom Bomb
: An invention to end all inventions. Rumour : News
that travels more than the speed of sound. Classic :
A book which people praise, but do not read.
Dictionary : The only place where divorce comes
before marriage. Marriage : It's an agreement in
which a man loses his bachelors degree and woman
gains her masters. Father : A banker provided by
nature. Politician : One who shakes your hand before
elections and your confidence after. Smile : A curve
that can set a lot of things straight. Diplomat : A
person who tells you to go to hell in such a way that
you actually look forward to the trip. Etc : A sign
to make others believe that you know more than you
actually do. Committee : Individuals who can do
nothing individually, sit to decide that nothing can
be done together. IT Professional : One who is paid
for sending and receiving such Emails! Cigarette : A
pinch of tobacco rolled in paper with fire at one end
& a fool at the other. Love affairs : Something like
cricket where one-day internationals are more popular
than a five day test. Divorce : Future tense of
marriage. Lecture : An art of transferring
information from the notes of the lecturer to the
notes of the students without passing through "the
minds of either". Conference : The confusion of one
man multiplied by the number present. Compromise :
The art of dividing a cake in such a way that
everybody believes he got the biggest piece.
Conference Room : A place where everybody talks,
nobody listens & everybody disagrees later on.
Ecstasy : A feeling when you feel you are going to
feel a feeling you have never felt before. Classic :
A book which people praise, but do not read. Smile :
A curve that can set a lot of things straight. Office
: A place where you can relax after your strenuous
home life. Yawn : The only time some married men ever
get to open their mouth. Committee: Individuals who
can do nothing individually and sit to decide that
nothing can be done together. Experience : The name
men give to their mistakes. Philosopher : A fool who
torments himself during life, to be spoken of when
dead. Opportunist : A person who starts taking bath
if he accidentally falls into a river. Optimist : A
person who while falling from Eiffel Tower says in
midway "See I am not injured yet." Pessimist :- A
person who says that O is the last letter in ZERO,
Instead of the first letter in word OPPORTUNITY.
Miser : A person who lives poor so that he can die
rich. Criminal : A guy no different from the rest...
except that he got caught. Politician : One who
shakes your hand before elections and your Confidence
after. Employee : One who gets paid for reading such
mails...... ETC: End of thinking capacity.

You are one of the most CUTE persons in the world!!
Just a second, don’t misunderstand. CUTE means:
Creating Useless Troubles Everywhere..

Beautiful Intelligent Talented Cute Hilarious r u
smiling now? ? ? ? *YOU ARE REALLY BITCH*

What is the secret of success? Right decisions, how
do you make Right decisions? Experience, how do you
get experience? Wrong decision.

One day l went 2 ZOO. So many animals were there.
(>. .<)
  "v"
 Mouse

 (@v@)
( "=" )
 Owl

 o(o¿o)o
  (!)'(!)
 Monkey

  (@¿@)
  "(<>)”
oops! you too