Finding happyness inside sadness is the way to live
life happily.

If they say "Good looks could kill", then please
don't look at me! I don't wanna see you die!

Experience is what a comb gives you after you lose
your hair.

Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile
in their shoes. That way, when you criticize them,
you're a mile away and you have their shoes.

Wise men don't need advice. Fools won't take it.

Happiness is not a state to arrive at, but a manner
of travelling.

Advice is like snow; The softer it falls the longer
it dwells upon and the deeper it sinks into the mind.

A successful husband is one who makes more money than
his wife can spend. A successful woman is one who can
find such a man!

 Love begins with a smile, grows with a kiss, and
ends with a teardrop.

A good speech should have a good beginning and a good
ending. And, they should be as close together as
possible.

Attitude is your acceptance of the natural laws, or
your rejection of the natural laws.

Do not wait to strike till the iron is hot; but make
it hot by striking. -William B. Sprague

We do not quit playing because we grow old, we grow
old because we quit playing.-Oliver Wendell Holmes

In wine there is wisdom, in beer there is freedom, in
water there is bacteria

Money talks; bullshit walks

Nobody is perfect in this world and I am nobody.

We do not quit playing because we grow old, we grow
old because we quit playing.-Oliver Wendell Holmes

I laugh, I love, I hope, I try I hurt, I need, I
fear, I cry. And I know you do the same things too,
So we're really not that different, me and you.-Colin
Raye

We were given: Two hands to hold. To legs to walk.
Two eyes to see. Two ears to listen. But why only one
heart? Because the other was given to someone else.
For us to find.

Sex is not the answer. Sex is the question. "Yes" is
the answer.