A young woman was taking an afternoon nap. After she
woke up, she told her husband, "I just dreamed that
you gave me a pearl necklace for Valentine's day.
What do you think it means?" "You'll know tonight."
he said. That evening, the man came home with a small
package and gave it to his wife. Delighted, she
opened it--only to find a book entitled: "The meaning
of dreams".

Vicky, who was 19 years old, was buying an expensive
bracelet, to surprise his girlfriend on Valentine's
Day, at a jeweller's shop in Connaught Place, Delhi.
The jeweller inquired, 'Would you like your
girlfriend's name engraved on it?' Vicky thought for
a moment, grinned, then answered, 'No, instead
engrave 'To my one and only love'.' The jeweller
smiled and said, 'Yes, sir; how very romantic of
you.' Vicky retorted with a glint in his eye, 'Not
exactly romantic, but very practical. This way, if we
break up, I can use it again.'

A letter to Ex-Girl Friend Dear Muna, Juliet, Laila,
Thanks for being my love for one and half years, when
you receive this letter I believe you might have
selected a new boy friend and started enjoying your
dating. Every lovers needs to struggle a bit to get a
boy friend or girl friend. Monisha … In order to
recover your missing, I got another girl from next
street & as you know this is my forth love, from all
my past experiences I have learned a lot. When the
love blossoms everyone starts writing love letters,
you know very well… I have written many love letter
to you , and writing a love letter in poetic way is
not so easy nowadays MONISHA , and it's a time
consuming work, In order to avoid all this I need all
my lover letters back so that I can put corrector and
send to my new girl friend , please send it back to
me , I don't have poetic references or any photocopy
of these letters. Another thing MONISHA, I have given
you one cute photo of mine , can you send it to me
please , you know better that this is the only photo
I look very cute & handsome and this photo I have
taken when I was in my very first love. And also,
during my 1 ½ years of love days I have spend lot of
monies for impressing you , I am attaching a list of
expenses which I request you to clear it at the
earliest. The expenses are as follows: Lunch / Dinner
; 895, Cool Drinks 2938 Rs, Snacks 5645 Rs. , Juice
3845 Rs. Cinema 1235Rs. Internet Chatting 1499 Rs. ,
Mobile 2546 Rs. Petrol 4255 Rs. Gift Items 7850 Rs, -
Grand Total : 30,708 rs (in Words : Thrity Thousand
Seven Hundred and Eight Rupees). Please try to clear
the above amount so that I can spend these monies on
my new girl friend, and more over if you have any of
my gift lying with you, am ready to take these packs
in half prices. Please calculate the value of packs
left over and deduct it from the above statement of
account. I am enclosing herewith your love letters
(Weigh around 4 Kg) so that you no need to write
again to your boy friend and your photo so that you
can give to your new BF.

Romance Mathematics Smart man + smart woman = romance
Smart man + dumb woman = affair Dumb man + smart
woman = marriage Dumb man + dumb woman = pregnancy

Gal: Do u have any sentimental love cards?
Shopkeeper: How about this card, it says 'To the only
boy I ever loved' Gal: Great! I want 10 of them.

Girls Psychology - Fraud with Innocent Boys; Fun with
Handsome Boys; Friendship with Charming Boys;
Contacts with Intelligent Boys; Flirt with Freaky
Boys; Love with Faithful Boys & in the end Marriage
with the Rich Boy

Biscuit maker's Luv Letter: Dear Marie yesterday was
a very Good Day, our meeting was truely Nice, but the
chance of our Luv is 50-50 coz ur dad is a Tiger.
Will u give ur Littlr Heart 2 me? Otherwise I'll
become a Krack-Jack